Nov. 23rd, 2012

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Nov. 23rd, 2012 12:00 pm
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  • Fri, 06:15: RT @Andr3wSmith: <sings> "Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday Doctor Who-ooooo, Happy birthday to you." ...
royalmarriage: (Doctor Who - Fantastic)
...this ad was up on the Directgov Universal Jobmatch page:

Secret Intelligence Service - Target Elimination Specialist

Job summary

Posting Date: 22/11/2012
Company: Secret Intelligence Service
Location: UK-London-London
Industries: Security and surveillance
Job type: Full time
Years of experience: 5+ years
Career level: Experienced (Non-Manager)
Education Level: Under graduate degree
Salary: £50,000.00 - £60,000.00 per year
Performance bonuses on completion of missions
Hours of Work: Flexitime; Overtime; Shift work
Job reference code: 007
Contact information: mi6recruitment@hotmail.com

Job description

From time to time the UK government has a need to remove people whose continued existence poses a risk to the effective conduct of public order. So we require particularly skilled professionals who are prepared to work on a non-attributable basis to deal with these problems.

The role will involve international travel to a number of countries where individuals need to be removed.

The ideal candidate will need to have no particular distinguishing features so as to blend in and be able to take on new identities as required. They will need to be resourceful in finding ways to accomplish their missions and, in some cases, to leave foreign countries by non-conventional means. The role would suit candidates with prior military experience, particularly in the use of sniper rifles.

The job holder will receive all necessary equipment, including passports, special watches, jet packs, mini-submarines and a Walther PPK.

This role is particularly appropriate for those who like their martinis shaken and not stirred.

To apply for this role, please express your interest somewhere in the vicinity of the large and rather fake-looking rock in Regent's Park.




Sadly, it's no longer there. I guess some people have no sense of humour. ^_^
royalmarriage: (Doctor Who - 2010 logo)
...going to let today pass without posting this, was I?

Happy Birthday, Doctor Who

49 years and still going strong. Man, I can't wait for what they do for the 50th. I don't know what that's going to be, apart from it's bound to be awesome. :-)

Oh, and also? Another entry in my "wonderful basslines" list:



(My favourite version of the theme music.)

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