Mmph.

[royalmarriage]

On the radio yesterday, there was a conversation about the imminent new Star Wars films, and also what folks thought of the originals.

One person had texted in to say, "I've never watched the Star Wars films, because I've got a life."

Oh, dear. Because, obviously, watching six of the most successful films in history is obviously indicative of not having a life...

Excuse me while I sulk over here in the corner...