Heard on the news this morning.

"Nadine Dorries braced for whip."

o_O Whatever turns you on, Dorrie. Erm, dearie.

(And if anyone can explain how bunging a bunch of celebrities into a jungle to carry out a load of totally unrealistic tasks counts as "reality TV, well...yeah...)

My tweets

• Mon, 20:49: Okay, I shouldn't laugh, but... http://t.co/5JREP3An
• Mon, 21:05: I don't know... http://t.co/sgyHL1mp
• Tue, 08:46: Heard on the news this morning. http://t.co/7UaXiV75

Otters.

I haven't got round to capping and screen grabbing that programme about otters from last night, but in the meantime have twelve pictures of otters gleaned from t'interwebs by the simple technique of typing "cute otters" into Google's image search. Because cute animals are gorgeous.

( Not particularly big images or anything, but I don't want to mess up peoples' Flist page. )