My tweets

• Wed, 17:39: Age: just nature's way of reminding you when you were born. http://t.co/ZePSrudg
• Wed, 18:55: Oh, buggre alle this for a larke. http://t.co/J7z5fvBr
• Wed, 19:12: RT @WstonesOxfordSt: To find out your author name, simply take your first and last names, write a book, get it published and read the na ...
• Thu, 07:47: RT @StephBWright: Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a punctuation mark, a gang sign, an extinct mamma ...
• Thu, 07:51: RT @LucyGrenville: It's just beyond ridiculous. Fall in love with someone who makes you happy, and who you make happy. Get married - reg ...
• Thu, 07:52: RT @tiffstevenson: Whenever the tv advertises a new game as "out now on wii" I expect a French man to pop up and do a sad shrug
• Thu, 08:00: RT @Gobtastic: Can we just take a moment to acknowledge how awesome Sheffield is? I love this place. *draws hearts around it* #Sheffield

I just want to make it absolutely clear...

...that the author of this blog does not, in any way, advocate vandalism, especially not on public transport.

However, said author does find some of these really quite funny. He shall be in London next Wednesday. If he sees any other interesting signage, he shall take piccies. :-)

He would also just like to apologise for suddenly deciding to write about himself in the third person. *shrug*

I just checked...

...the latest Dulux catalogue.

There are only twelve shades of grey.

And one of them's more a sort of pale mauve-y colour with hints of turquoise, IMHO.

o_O

This could be really good.

Okay. There's to be a new stage version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, at Theatre Royal Drury Lane, opening next summer, tickets on sale from next Monday. To be directed by Sam Mendes. (Hasn't he got a new film coming out soon?)

I'm trying to work out what could go wrong with this idea. Not come up with anything so far. Well, apart from knowing my normal level of cash-strappedness and disorganisation, not managing to get tickets.

We'll see.