Joke (you have been warned)

A photon checks into a hotel, takes his room keycard, and makes to go to the lift. The man at the desk calls after him, "do you have any luggage you'll need a hand with?"

"No," says the photon. "I'm travelling light."

Blame Sarah... *g*

Along the same lines:

Two hydrogen atoms. One says to the other, "I just lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" his friend asks. "Yes, I'm positive."

And indeed a whole page of the bally things. With explanations for people who don't get all of them (like, erm, me).

My tweets

• Sun, 13:09: Dear Sky+ http://j.mp/n8G941
• Mon, 11:52: Joke (you have been warned) http://j.mp/pnya3R

That's "730 days", in other words...

Two years ago today, Sarah and I got married.

It's been a wonderful two years, and I wouldn't change it for the world. Getting married to Sarah was absolutely one of the best things I ever did. There are not enough words for how much I adore her, and how much she means to me. Every day I spend with her, I think is a little miracle, and I'm eternally grateful that I get to spend my life with her.

So, for my wonderful huntingospray, happy anniversary. I adore you.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to hils! Hope you're having a fabulous time!

Groovin' along.

Been listening to this whilst pottering along at my work. Very enjoyable. I can understand that it might not exactly thrill people who don't like good old skool late '70s/early '80s disco music, though... *g*

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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Today got off to a bad start when I announced in my best voice, "Hello, passengers, and welcome to flight JG-245 from London Heathrow to Paris Charles De Gaulle." A group of passengers with wooden legs and parrots on their shoulders angrily stormed the cockpit and started saying things like "oo arrr, me hearties." One of them had a hook on the end of his arm and stuck it somewhere quite personal, intimate and frankly rather painful.

Ouch.

So it turns out it's *not* "International Talk Like a Pilot Day" after all..?