The old ones are the best...

[royalmarriage]

"It wasn't until 1941 that Bournemouth came to the world's attention, when the course of World War II was changed for good, after the Japanese made the mistake of bombing Poole Harbour."

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(From I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue, 13th November 2000. And probably several other episodes as well.)

*I think there needs to be a KER-TISH about here...